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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6200 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!