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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2319 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2254 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!