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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2567 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 221 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!