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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1618 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!