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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8906 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3229 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!