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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8353 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!