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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 414 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 115 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!