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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3890 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 1564 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!