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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5955 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 6924 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!