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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5979 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 6044 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!