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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1607 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 167 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!