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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3817 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!