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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6793 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 205 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 1065 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!