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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6963 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 500 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 2752 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!