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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6137 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!