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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4505 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1636 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!