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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2643 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!