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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7145 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!