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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8245 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1632 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3636 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 219 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!