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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3217 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!