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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7209 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!