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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6764 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4148 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!