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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1159 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!