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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1971 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3021 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!