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MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Votes:	541	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
New Chunks Explored:	822733	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Star Shards Collected:	279
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Potions Brewed:	125
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	266	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	270

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

Players:	96/800	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1