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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9654 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.
But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.
So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.