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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4994 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.
But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.
So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.