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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1655 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.