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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	365
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Buildings Constructed:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Emeralds Found:	3133
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8138
Animals Bred:	145	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	3904
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Potions Brewed:	60	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ores Mined:	5322	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Animals Bred:	82
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz