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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

147.135.8.224:25580

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

play.sovereigncraft.com

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	4688
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6738	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Kimucraft.fun

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

play.zafirocraft.com

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

play.godspunky.in

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	325
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

play.secretgarden.tech

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

play.frenily.com

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

traizelcraft.net

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	130
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

mcorg.Chilltown.eu

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5936	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

dnsburk.com

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	8676
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

play.castawaymc.net

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	359	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2408	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

54.39.131.61:25600

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Farms Harvested:	911
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	2592
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

steinercraft.net