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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Void Armor Forged:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
New Chunks Explored:	384335	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Emeralds Found:	8847
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4738

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7546	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Votes:	7818
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Potions Brewed:	153
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9156	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Star Shards Collected:	96	Buildings Constructed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Farms Harvested:	832
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mines Excavated:	4281
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Crops Grown:	5214	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co