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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ores Mined:	4980	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7315	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6830	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Alien Abductions:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Star Shards Collected:	87	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	5364	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Ores Mined:	4347	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Votes:	3862

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	319791	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	2275
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Animals Bred:	41	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9472	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com