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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	176	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Votes:	832
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Enchantments Applied:	240	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2465
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mines Excavated:	1375	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	8021	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Potions Brewed:	175	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	8873
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net