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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ores Mined:	2729
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Animals Bred:	154
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	188	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	869

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mines Excavated:	1827
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	5378
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Star Shards Collected:	265	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7757	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2334
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	794
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	New Chunks Explored:	264062
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	192
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Astral Projections Made:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Votes:	7872	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9699	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com