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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	109
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6904	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Animals Bred:	184	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Animals Bred:	88	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Emeralds Found:	8337	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Star Shards Collected:	193
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	9550
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	56	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Potions Brewed:	86	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7871

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	622887
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co