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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	263	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	7070
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Players Killed by Monsters:	6195
Endless Night Skies:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1702	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Potions Brewed:	93	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	238	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Star Shards Collected:	227
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	240	Farms Harvested:	630

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Animals Bred:	176	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	2855
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net