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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Towns Built:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	152

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Runes Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimension Hops:	15

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8277	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3679

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	359	Buildings Constructed:	12
Votes:	3951	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Crops Grown:	2898
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8202
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

pokeleague.net