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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3299 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
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Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).
So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!
