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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimension Hops:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	4101	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	7089	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Falling into the Void:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Towns Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crops Grown:	4068	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	112
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com