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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3650
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Potions Brewed:	182	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	153	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crops Grown:	3571
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
New Chunks Explored:	572141	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Animals Bred:	117

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	94	Crops Grown:	9661
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Votes:	3170	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	207	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	4710	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2331	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net