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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1723	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	839	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	499	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Potions Brewed:	114	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Divine Spears Created:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Star Shards Collected:	299
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Potions Brewed:	89
Ores Mined:	1696	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crops Grown:	9061	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Animals Bred:	190
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5144
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Items Found:	3675
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Emeralds Found:	8624
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

server.ardania.de