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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	597523	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	115	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Votes:	4111	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5869	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
New Chunks Explored:	432737	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crops Grown:	1961	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4966	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Crops Grown:	8554	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Ores Mined:	6798
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink