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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6824	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9247
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	535690
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	158	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Animals Bred:	99	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Votes:	4774	Void Armor Forged:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3428

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ores Mined:	2288	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	174	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	9874	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com