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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crops Grown:	3450	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	484
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	9427
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crops Grown:	6030

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1653	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	632439
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Items Found:	6637	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Towns Built:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Animals Bred:	77	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com

Valkycraft

Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

valkycraft.live

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	322	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

103.195.102.4