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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	2991	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ores Mined:	3359	New Chunks Explored:	653210
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4456
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2914	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ores Mined:	4019	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3847
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Zombie Dances:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Animals Bred:	103	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	8139	Unicorn Sightings:	1

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4405	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	56
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Buildings Constructed:	14

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380