Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Potions Brewed: 113
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 20
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Brainy Sleepy Check

    Brainy Sleepy Check
    So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Amazing SMP

    Amazing SMP

    [EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Xique Xique Network

    Xique Xique Network

    Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

    Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!
    Enival Minecraft Server

    Enival Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What kind of server is Enival? Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
    Are there any mods/datapacks on the server? Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
    Is there a whitelist on the server? Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
    Can players suggest changes for the server? Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    How can I join the server? You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Shark Date Minecraft Server

    Shark Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

    Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

    Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

    Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 11009 Emeralds Found: 6239
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 460 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Ores Mined: 6787 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 260
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Ores Mined: 3487

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 8358

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq Origins SMP

    Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

    Features
    ⏰ Long-term
    ✨ Events and polls
    ✅ Whitelist + Application
    👥 Chill community and staff
    🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    📖 Lore
    🔍 Java v1.19.3
    🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
    What version of Java is required? You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
    Is there a long-term plan for the server? Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8372 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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