The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Baked Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Baked Prison is a Non-OP prison server made for the community of people who prefer the classic feel of Prison Servers!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Wizard survival

Are you ready for an adventure like no other? Look no further than Wizard Survival! Our Minecraft server offers a unique and engaging experience with features such as skills, land protection, economy, PvP, custom shops, a mine in spawn that regenerates ores, challenges, custom enchantments, custom crafting recipes, auctions and rewards. With room for up to 150 players and running on Minecraft version 1.19.2, there’s never a dull moment. Our rules are simple: no hacking and no griefing. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the magic of Wizard Survival!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	3586	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamhell

KitPvP, Survival

Dreamhell | KitPVP | AnarchyPvp | Survival

Dreamhell Network is a Pvp based community this server is owned and managed by epell9

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SourceMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anti-cheat – 100% uptime – no resets EVER We are a PVP, yet friendly survival server. Join today and join our growing community! I need people to help expand the spawn town! Trrnit will give loans out for the supply costs! We will need staff help later down the road, once we have a consistent player base. Our goal is to build a prospering town full of friendly people like you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Stealzero

Box, Life

Welcome to StealZero, the ultimate Lifesteal Box Server in the world of Minecraft!

Are you ready to experience a gaming adventure like never before? StealZero is here to take your Minecraft gameplay to the next level, introducing a revolutionary concept that will change the way you approach combat and survival.

In StealZero, lifesteal is the name of the game. Prepare to unleash your inner warrior as you enter a realm where every hit counts, and every blow can mean the difference between life and death. Engage in intense battles with other players, where your skill, strategy, and timing determine your fate.

As you explore our immersive Minecraft server, you’ll discover a meticulously crafted world filled with stunning landscapes, treacherous dungeons, and challenging arenas. Collaborate with friends or go solo as you embark

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ProjectsMisol MC

Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy. Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy. Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RedditMC

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to the RedditMC Minecraft network! This network has many different modes including survival, anarchy, creative, and minigames! The main gameplay server is survival which includes a land claim plugin to allow you to protect areas and shops so that you can use the in-game economy.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Suntown farms

Balanced Economy, Economy, Land Claim, PvE, smp, Survival

Suntown Farms is another survival game but with its own customization and creativity. We strive to provide a healthy gameplay where everyone is treated equal and to grow larger slowly with the help of our community.

We are a fresh server but the available gamemode we provide is:

– Survival (Land Claiming).

All claims are grief-protected and server rules are heavily imposed to keep a safe and happy environment.

Things to know before you join the server:

We do not allow gamebreaking farms. We wanted everyone to work hard or to depend of their own luck to get to the top of the leaderboards!

The in-game prices will be heavily adjusted from time to time to keep the economy running, to make players go all out in earning money, and to make trading active!

IP: www.suntown.farm

Bedrock Port: 19132.

Website: Under progress.Wiki: Under progress.Store: Under progress.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Save The World Server

Anarchy, PvP, Towny

This is a semi anarchy Towny minecraft server. Hacking is allowed. The rules are no lag machines and try to keep the chat chill.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MactanPH

Economy, Parkour, Survival

MactanPH Network

We are a new MMORPG server consist of new variety of custom-items and along with custom enchantments, we ought to bring new excitement for everyone in the community.

Join now: mc.mactanph.net Forum: https://mactanph.net/ Store: https://mactanph.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/nqtuNmj

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Neverlands

1vs1, Duels, Economy, Kit PvP

Neverlands is a Duels/FFA Based Server!Its main goal was to unite players from all over India & Bring them the opportunity to Play with their friends in a comfortable ping & great community.However, we’ve decided in bringing a lots of New Games within the server such as Lifesteal, Survival, Kit PvP & lots more in the upcoming days! <3

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mittelerde

Community, Economy, Events, Paper, Survival

We are looking for new inhabitants for Middle-earth.(from 18 years)

We play on a paper server in survival mode (normal difficulty) with a whitelist. Here we work exclusively with plugins, i.e. without mods.

Stylistically we have decided on the theme of Middle-earth, the Middle Ages and fantasy. It will take a long time to find state-of-the-art skyscrapers, but otherwise there are hardly any limits to creativity.

We offer our elves:– 6 dimensions for building, farming and various events,– a personal portal to your own building site,– construction aids,– mobile workbenches and enderchest,– Loot boxes,– digital currency and bank,– unlimited purchase of various goods,– various dealers,– a gravestone in the event of death with coordinate display,– a Mobarena with rewards and leaderboard,and of course our unique community.

Our elves are very helpful, friendly and occasionally a bit bananas. But we like it that way.If you feel like you would like to share your free time with us and our server appeals to you, we would be very happy to get to know you. You can find all further information on Discord and as soon as we have put you on the whitelist, you can get started.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FURATEX

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Friendly furry server UwU. Non-furs are also welcome! <3 This server is for ages 15 and up, but we have a NSFW section on our Discord server too.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Feyzei

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Please join the discord first and kindly ask for me to turn on the server. this server has 2 gamemodes as of rightnow, the server isnt really the best becuase i dont have any staff atm, so staff apps are open (internship only) apply by dming me on discord.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Shivanshserver

be friendly to everyone

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.