The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	4499
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mortal Lands

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Now hiring Staff!!! Want to apply? DM me on Discord!!! Oio980#7964 Also Subscribe to Oio980 on Youtube and Follow Oio980 on Twitch!!!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Aluminis

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Aluminis is a new and unique server with the intention to create an experience like no other. We’re starting off with Prison, using custom plugins and builds tailored to the gameplay of players which provide a new and fresh feel. We also have an extensive yet rewarding Prison Pass that helps you in your journey throughout the server. As fun side things to do, we offer parkour throughout the server and a custom PvP experience with kits with custom enchanted perks and the ability to bring in armor you’ve been grinding to plow down enemies. Finally for building, everyone has a Realm where you start on a island in your personal realm with you’re the boss of. You can create whatever you can get a hold on. Even invite your friends over start a Co-Op realm. We can’t wait to see you there! See you soon!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dilchor network

Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Fighting, Kits, Shop, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, an Indian-based community where exciting adventures await! Each month, we introduce custom bosses that will challenge your skills and test your strategies. But that’s not all – we are constantly adding new custom features to enhance your gaming experience.

On our server, we have a unique lifesteal mechanic where players can steal each other’s hearts in thrilling battles. Engage in heart-pounding fights, explore our vast array of shops, and indulge in cosmetic items to personalize your character. Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our exciting lottery or visit our casino for some entertaining games of chance.

For convenience and exploration, we offer warps and random teleportation (RTP) to make navigating the world easier. Additionally, we have crates filled with enticing rewards waiting to be unlocked.

This is just a taste of what our server has to offer, and there are many more surprises in store. Join us now and experience the excitement for yourself!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Mandex

Mini Games

Enjoy a growing arcade of games being developed every day. Includes a unique take on Spleef where shovels spawn on intervals at spawners, introducing many more tactics to the original game. Also TNT Run is another big game on our server with a colourful twist. More Minigames Come Out frequently

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2992	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Krautchan /int/ server

Survival, Vanilla

International server. Don’t grief and don’t be an asshole (obviously). Basically, you can build anywhere, although there are some limitations. There is enough space for everyone! Don’t get discouraged by the autism of the server, things will get easier for you later. Also, mods, admins and other players may help you.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	356
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Adenbey survival sky

Survival

We are people who love to play survival.

Even though we have just opened our server, thanks to our endless interest and great effort, we are still developing and developing systems that make vanilla Minecraft more fun without spoiling its taste.

We always listen to our players and do not hesitate to add their suggestions to our server.

I wish you good games.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Block Crusher

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

We are back. Same staff, same owners, same NO WHINING policy. Yes the same 1.2 Block Crushers from a 8 years ago.. Hell we even have the same unchanged website..

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	5339
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RLStuff

PvE, Roleplay

This Minecraft Server is the basic RLCraft 2.8.2 install and nothing else. RLCraft is a ModPack that adds difficulty in almost every basic step but doesn’t take away from the fun or feeling of vanilla minecraft. Try to survive, clear dungeons, kill/raise dragons or just adventure the vast open world, its all up to you. Server rules are simple, PvP is allowed but griefing is not, have fun and play the game. There is a Discord server as well, ask any admin on the server for an invite

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2947	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Trinity mc

Abilities, Clans, No Premium, Pets, Protectionstones, Shop, Slimefun

Dive into an exciting adventure in our Minecraft version 1.19.4. Experience a world full of possibilities with our amazing plugins. Discover the magic of Slimefun as you create and discover powerful new tools. Protect your buildings and most valuable objects with our protection system. Explore our store for treasures and unique items. Develop special abilities and challenge leveled mobs to win great rewards. Get ready for the bloody moon, where the enemies become even more challenging! Join TrinityMC and experience a unique and exciting gaming experience. We will wait for you!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Typical-Craft 4.0

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Typical Craft is a building community in which players connect with one another on a daily basis to play survival with a twist. We have an experienced staff and first-rate developers that help to maintain the servers superior quality. We are constantly making updates ensuring that our players will be operating with the latest versions of our plugins and paper. We work hard to alleviate any issue that arises on Typical Craft and can easily be contacted. Currently, we are a small community however, we are looking to expand our network and work towards a greater population of players.

The server is owned by a very involved dedicated and experienced person. Typical-Craft has been around since the summer of 2012 and our server has seen tremendous success thus far. Hallowhead1 is always available in-game and through discord working to alleviate any and all imperfections. Our team of knowledgeable staff is easily accessible and ready to assist around the clock. We also offer immediate guidance and extra assistance on our website for when no one is in-game.

We pride ourselves on our impressive playtime extended due to minimal plug-ins, which immensely reduces the lag time. The sever also offers chestshops where players can buy and sell items. Our team of highly specialized staff works hard to add customized plug-ins that enhances experience and are constantly looking for areas of improvement.

We look forward to seeing you on our sever and are standing by to answer any questions.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ChunkByChunk Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The world border expands once every day by 16 blocks. This occurs at 1 pm EST. We pride ourselves in being 100 vanilla. Please join our server and become a member of the community. Also, we have a discord its in the server motd

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Universenetwork

Welcome to UniverseNetwork it’s is minecraft popular server and it’s lifesteal server and more gamemodes vote this website to get key and some oploot and daily giveaway and invite reward and many more this server is no Lage and daily online 20-60 join and play ip play.universenetwork.fun | port 25599 and Discord link https://discord.gg/7nwzvA3SGR join and enjoy

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

E.L.P. Survival

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to E.L.P. Survival! We welcome players to play on the server. We are a brand new survival server. We have: – kits – shops – pvp – brand new world to explore! – laid back staff – new community! When joining the server, you are expected to read the rules by doing /rules. Although our staff is laid back, you shouldn’t misbehave in particular way. Thank you!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Reborn Craft

Skyblock

The best labor skyblock server where you can have fun with different features! play.reborncraft.pw HUB SERVER! 1.8.x – 1.12.x !

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crops Grown:	8400	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Envision smp 1.20

Survival

🔥 Envision SMP – Minecraft Survival Taken to the Next Level 🔥– FULL SERVER RESET FOR 1.20 UPDATE. JUNE 24 2023 @ 5:00 PM ET

Welcome to the extraordinary world of Envision SMP, where we have turned the classic Minecraft survival multiplayer experience into an unending adventure that you won’t want to miss!

With Envision SMP, your gaming journey is redefined. You won’t just survive, you will thrive in our closely-knit community of dedicated and passionate Minecraft enthusiasts.

Our server boasts the addition of premium plugins that elevate gameplay and make every session worthwhile. Unleash your potential with mcMMO and enjoy a unique MMO experience where skill progression rewards you with unique abilities and rare items.

Protect your hard-earned creations with Lands. This plugin offers you the power to secure your property, ensuring that your blood, sweat, and blocks remain untouched and forever yours.

Explore the satisfying wonders of VeinMiner. No more manual block-by-block mining, just a smooth, efficient mining experience that will help you amass resources in a jiffy.

At Envision SMP, we’ve crafted an environment that cherishes every aspect of Minecraft’s survival mode and amplifies it with the multiplayer experience. Our server is more than just a game – it’s a community, a home, a canvas for your creativity, and an arena for your strategic survival skills.

Join us today at Envision SMP, where your Minecraft dreams are brought to life. It’s time to envision the unparalleled and embrace the incredible journey that awaits you.

⚡ Step into the ultimate survival experience. See you in the server! ⚡

https://discord.gg/kdkCw2Q

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.