The Parlor Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Players Killed by Monsters:	2272
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9997	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Star Shards Collected:	249	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Votes:	6731
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Farms Harvested:	420	Divine Spears Created:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	3196
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7956

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	2836
Votes:	8745	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	28	Farms Harvested:	339
Mines Excavated:	4716	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26