The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Divine Spears Created:	20
Crops Grown:	6536	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	3797
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9664	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mines Excavated:	3165	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Towns Built:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!